I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
