Last Night in West Virginia (304)

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  The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG

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  He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"

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  There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.

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  The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.

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  And vodka?

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  And vodka.

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  I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.

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  I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.

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  1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.

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  she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..

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  Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010

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  I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.

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  I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry

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  well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?

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  When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.

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  Fuck him.

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  they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.

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