Last Night in Saskatchewan (306)

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  so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol

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  but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.

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  I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.

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  so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.

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  ....you got kicked INTO a party??

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  you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP

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  the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.

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  just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?

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  We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.

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  I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her

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  He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.

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  I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.

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  I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..

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  just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place

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  He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong

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  fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.

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