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  Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.

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  It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...

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  I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night

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  I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.

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  If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.

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  Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?

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  I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!

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  it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter

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  You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick

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  I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.

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  I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.

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  Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is

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  Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive

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  Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!

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