Last Night in Pennsylvania (814)

Sort By: Date / Good Night / Bad Night

ADVERTISEMENT

• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.

  Fav 5 1770 1152

  share tweet
  

• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?

  Fav 35 2599 1147

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave

  Fav 5 582 1140

  share tweet
  

• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.

  Fav 8 4863 1138

  share tweet
  

• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.

  Fav 10 5108 1130

  share tweet
  

• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.

  Fav 16 4899 1128

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.

  Fav 12 3130 1126

  share tweet
  

• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.

  Fav 5 2835 1126

  share tweet
  

• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk

  Fav 9 5883 1125

  share tweet
  

• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive

  Fav 3 2791 1120

  share tweet
  

• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face

  Fav 5 2169 1117

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.

  Fav 62 7306 1108

  share tweet
  

• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on

  Fav 3 3186 1091

  share tweet
  

• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer

  Fav 6 2659 1090

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT