Last Night in Tennessee (865)

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  What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night

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  It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.

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  I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning

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  He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me

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  I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.

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  I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.

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  If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.

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  The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot

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  Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...

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  Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed

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  he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?

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  I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder

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  I think he fucked my hip out of place.

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  You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.

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  Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.

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