IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
