Last Night in Florida (352)

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  He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.

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  So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.

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  New low: just hacked my moms facebook

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  I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.

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  You stay classy.

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  The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.

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  She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.

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  So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.

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  WHAT?!

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  He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.

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  I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk

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  Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.

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  So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field

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