I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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