Just cropdusted the office
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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