I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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