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  It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo

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  Well it was nice knowing him

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  Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high

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  My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.

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  She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol

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  I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level

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  When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.

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  what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.

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  We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.

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  It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...

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  you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.

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  It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?

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  I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.

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