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  James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.

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  she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose

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  some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on

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  dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long

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  What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.

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  I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.

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  She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.

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  Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.

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  looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw

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  Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat

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  Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before

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  why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter

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  there not mine if that helps

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  It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.

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  Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.

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