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My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...

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we live vicariously through your huge boobs

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Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?

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HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.

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Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑

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Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants

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Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?

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A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.

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