Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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