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  I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?

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  Or nah

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  He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.

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  Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?

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  So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..

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  I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.

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  You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.

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  Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?

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  I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help

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  How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....

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  Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes

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