I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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