Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
My vagina is very pro this idea
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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