i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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