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  You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.

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  you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical

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  If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.

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  I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence

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  You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.

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  just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.

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  You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.

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  I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?

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  just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible

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  She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?

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  I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.

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  This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?

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  He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.

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  I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy

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