Last Night in North Dakota (701)

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  He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.

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  He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.

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  That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration

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  eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?

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  He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.

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  I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.

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  You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.

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  God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups

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  You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.

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  I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.

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  I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.

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  CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.

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  I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.

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  The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.

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