Last Night in New York (212)

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• (212): View more from New York

  Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.

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  hah, sarcasm, classic

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• (212): View more from New York

  True but thats because hes a fetus.

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• (212): View more from New York

  It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.

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• (212): View more from New York

  ??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.

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• (212): View more from New York

  Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK

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• (212): View more from New York

  dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?

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  idk but i think it had a face

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• (212): View more from New York

  so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."

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• (212): View more from New York

  guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME

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• (212): View more from New York

  I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?

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  Vagina

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• (212): View more from New York

  R you on birth control?

  (1-212): View more from New York

  No, why?

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  ...no reason

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• (212): View more from New York

  She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.

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• (212): View more from New York

  Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles

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• (212): View more from New York

  I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant

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