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  dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves

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  I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...

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  IT'S PERFEFT

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  ... what?

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  HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.

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  I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.

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  He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.

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  I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.

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  Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.

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  I thought this was a dry campus.

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  That means you have to bring your own beer from home.

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  Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?

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  Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!

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  Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"

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  Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.

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  I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?

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  I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.

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