walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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