Last Night in Wisconsin (262)

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  There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.

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  That's funny. Are they weird looking???

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  OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.

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  I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf

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  what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser

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  Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.

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  i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic

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  USA! USA! USA!

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  Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.

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  I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home

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  I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.

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  dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five

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  bitch

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  Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?

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  i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head

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  I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.

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  My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...

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  i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions

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