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He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.

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Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not

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I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.

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There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night

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Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?

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You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.

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Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.

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also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)

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