My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
