Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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