Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
