and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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