I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
