God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
