You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
