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so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics

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Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?

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it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.

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And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!

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I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack

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Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.

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Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.

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I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.

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