my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I will be naked everywhere
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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