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  I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.

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  The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.

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  so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same

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  We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.

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  He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?

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  If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?

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  The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad

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  I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.

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  you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack

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  Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water

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  We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.

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  As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions

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  She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.

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  The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow

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