Last Night in New York City (917)

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  He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.

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  When are you not under some influence?

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  Since last Tuesday...yesterday.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can

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  I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.

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  I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.

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  I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.

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  So many issues. You honestly need help.

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  congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism

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  cool. same. I'm in class drinking

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  NOT OKAY

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  sorry for partying

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  THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS

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  He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.

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  The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.

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  After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.

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  Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol

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  No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend

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  Yeah but those French chicks did get naked

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