Last Night in Ohio (937)

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  I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.

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  You're going to scar your kids

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  I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me

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  Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.

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  That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.

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  I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.

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  I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.

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  I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.

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  Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs

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  Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!

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  I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.

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  Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.

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  Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.

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  Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed

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  How exactly does a handjob become fancy?

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  Blueberry lube, and champagne.

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