Last Night in Connecticut (203)

Sort By: Date / Good Night / Bad Night

ADVERTISEMENT

• (203): View more from Connecticut

  FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off

  Fav 0 14 84

  share tweet
  

• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin

  Fav 0 29 40

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.

  Fav 0 40 4

  share tweet
  

• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?

  Fav 0 12 46

  share tweet
  

• (203): View more from Connecticut

  its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful

  Fav 0 9 19

  share tweet
  

• (203): View more from Connecticut

  hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later

  Fav 0 48 7

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (203): View more from Connecticut

  The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".

  Fav 0 16 102

  share tweet
  

• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.

  Fav 0 20 6

  share tweet
  

• (860): View more from Connecticut

  whose shirt was i wearing?

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  his little sister's

  (860): View more from Connecticut

  what was she wearing

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  a feather boa and 6 inch heels

  Fav 0 81 7

  share tweet
  

• (203): View more from Connecticut

  He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  He's like a mythological figure

  Fav 0 76 4

  share tweet
  

• (203): View more from Connecticut

  There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense

  Fav 0 6 29

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.

  Fav 0 9 46

  share tweet
  

• (203): View more from Connecticut

  She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.

  Fav 0 40 7

  share tweet
  

• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.

  Fav 0 3 31

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT