Last Night in Ohio (216)

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  I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor

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  dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming

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  I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude

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  I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.

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  Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

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  Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.

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  maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal

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  I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.

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  You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.

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  I think the pizza guy was in shock..

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  Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.

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  YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.

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  So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.

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  God I love you.

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