Last Night in Michigan (248)

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  Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.

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  My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.

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  If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.

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  When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.

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  Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."

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  Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?

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  Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest

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  If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does

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  I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me

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  My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks

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  I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.

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  Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?

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  So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in

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  We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.

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  I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.

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  Playoffs. This shit is serious.

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  you lied. pity sex is amazing.

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