Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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