Last Night in South Africa (+27)

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  I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.

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  Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation

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  This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.

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  Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.

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  Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.

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  He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.

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  I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.

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  Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.

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  My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.

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  I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?

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  I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?

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  Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow

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  A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.

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  Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.

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