Last Night in Minnesota (507)

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  So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.

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  Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party

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  Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.

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  The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml

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  I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil

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  Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends

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  Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.

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  All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.

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  I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya

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  Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs

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  I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.

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  Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club

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  THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED

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  I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today

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