Last Night in Arizona (520)

Sort By: Date / Good Night / Bad Night

ADVERTISEMENT

• (520): View more from Arizona

  Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.

  Fav 11 773 2715

  share tweet
  

• (520): View more from Arizona

  2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.

  Fav 26 8582 1996

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (520): View more from Arizona

  Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.

  Fav 8 1142 1992

  share tweet
  

• (520): View more from Arizona

  I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.

  Fav 19 7769 1965

  share tweet
  

• (520): View more from Arizona

  I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie

  Fav 39 7789 1893

  share tweet
  

• (520): View more from Arizona

  Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.

  Fav 9 3972 1710

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (520): View more from Arizona

  there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.

  Fav 16 2376 1682

  share tweet
  

• (520): View more from Arizona

  my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands

  Fav 14 4835 1661

  share tweet
  

• (520): View more from Arizona

  She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.

  Fav 35 4884 1643

  share tweet
  

• (323): View more from California

  I'm being pulled over???

  (520): View more from Arizona

  For what!?!?!

  (323): View more from California

  ??? I'm in a cab!!!!!

  Fav 8 1136 1638

  share tweet
  

• (520): View more from Arizona

  if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.

  Fav 4 2317 1637

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (520): View more from Arizona

  So you had sex with my brother?

  (1-520): View more from Arizona

  It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.

  Fav 8 6014 1623

  share tweet
  

• (520): View more from Arizona

  hahaha! you have a girlfriend

  (1-520): View more from Arizona

  tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...

  Fav 20 4678 1600

  share tweet
  

• (520): View more from Arizona

  dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.

  Fav 32 614 1597

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT