Last Night in Virginia (571)

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  Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.

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  You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?

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  That hungover.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.

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  You don't even like football

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night

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  Just got a handjob in the hospital

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  A new low.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs

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  Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.

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  why the hell did we go to a rave last night?

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  we didn't?

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  definitely went to a bar with strobe lights

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  JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet

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