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MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin

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I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .

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My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?

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I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday

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Can I play this game?

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i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go

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Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.

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I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!

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Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you

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