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She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.

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I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.

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I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?

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Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.

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Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.

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antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions

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I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities

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I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work

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