Last Night in Missouri (816)

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  Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.

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  Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.

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  We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.

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  I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.

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  I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.

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  Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.

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  This should be illegal

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  It is

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  I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this

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  She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?

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  Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️

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  The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF

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  Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra

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  .......stop going to frat parties....

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  You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.

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  He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.

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  WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?

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  First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.

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  so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?

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