He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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