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Last Night in Massachusetts (978)

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is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?

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No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.

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So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.

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I need to meet your family.

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We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life

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That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....

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I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.

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you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.

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Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night

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Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed

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If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party

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